Kirk: “Open your eyes and… look at me. No, I don’t think I… will kill you. Although you need killing… badly. That’s what’s wrong… with you. You should be killed and often and by… someone who knows how.
Gorn: “And I suppose you think you’re the proper person.”
Kirk: “I… might be… if the right moment… ever… came and I had enough ingredients to make black powder, a piece of… bamboo to make a suitable barrel to make a makeshift firearm, and… diamonds to use as… projectiles.”
Gorn: “You’re a conceited, blackhearted varmint, Kirk. I don’t know why I let you come and see me.”
Kirk: “I’ll tell you… why, Gorn. Because I’m the only… other being the Metron’s sent to this damned … Arena planet.”
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I realized tonight (since Disney purchased the Star Wars franchise from George Lucas) that Princess Leia is now a Disney princess. Disney now has a monopoly on all the good princesses. The only princess hold-out now that Disney doesn’t own is Princess Peach from Super Mario Brothers. There has been a backlash from loyal fans refusing to acknowledge that she has joined their ranks who now refer to her only as Senator Leia Organa of Alderaan. The response hasn’t been all negative, though. The Ewoks, Wookies, fans who want to see more Star Wars movies, and Whatever-The-Fuck-Jar-Jar-Binks-is are all thrilled about the acquisition of Star Wars by Disney and Leia being added to their elite princess ranks. Star Wars Episode VII is expected to release in 2015 and is expected to suck.
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Campaign advertisement for Elton based on the iconic Obama “Hope” and “Change” ads from the 2008 presidential election. The dog looks spiffy in his little suit and tie. He also looks spiffy in a cowboy hat which you can see here.
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Since Petiot is a Certified Champion now and so cute it isn’t even funny, General Mills is putting her on the next Wheaties Box! Go Petie my sweetie!
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