Leia Organa Is A Disney Princess Now

I realized tonight (since Disney purchased the Star Wars franchise from George Lucas) that Princess Leia is now a Disney princess.  Disney now has a monopoly on all the good princesses.  The only princess hold-out now that Disney doesn’t own is Princess Peach from Super Mario Brothers.  There has been a backlash from loyal fans refusing to acknowledge that she has joined their ranks who now refer to her only as Senator Leia Organa of Alderaan. The response hasn’t been all negative, though. The Ewoks, Wookies, fans who want to see more Star Wars movies, and Whatever-The-Fuck-Jar-Jar-Binks-is are all thrilled about the acquisition of Star Wars by Disney and Leia being added to their elite princess ranks. Star Wars Episode VII is expected to release in 2015 and is expected to suck.

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